The Movember MLB Mustache Madness Manager bracket rolls on.  This matchup is also known as “When Hot Managerial Prospects Go Wrong… But Have Great Mustaches.” Trey Hillman Maybe they thought he was such a great manager in the Japanese leagues because his mustache just blew all of their minds? VS. Willie Randolph The pencil mustache […]

The Movember MLB Mustache Madness Manager bracket rolls on.  These next two combatants managed their clubs to unprecedented success only to get dumped unceremoniously a few years later.  Maybe a win in our Mustache Madness bracket can make them feel better and/or earn them another gig. Phil Garner Scrap Iron?  Maybe the rest of his […]

The Movember MLB Mustache Madness Manager bracket rolls on.  Our last set of active mustachioed managers may be short on in-game strategy skills, but they’ve got the mustaches to pay the bills. Bruce Bochy His whiskers have seen better days since he moved up the coast to San Francisco, but back in his Padres heyday, […]

The Movember MLB Mustache Madness Manager bracket rolls on.  Bust out your AARP card for this matchup.  Two of the oldest interim managers ever get to square off now.  Winner gets a free pass for the early bird special at Hometown Buffet Davey Johnson The 1980’s were a pretty crazy time for the Mets, and […]

The Movember MLB Mustache Madness Manager bracket rolls on.  Surely you thought these next two entrants were glaring omissions from the Former Player bracket, but that is only because they can best do battle here.  They are also a true oddity in that they are players who were well known for their mustaches but have […]

We’re done with the player side of the Movember MLB Mustache Madness brackets, but the fun is far from done.  We now delve into one of the greatest untapped resources for baseball mustaches: managers.  Most managers don’t seem to know what they are doing on the field, but at least they know what they are […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the outfield matchup of our Former Player bracket.  Since this is the final matchup of the day, we saved a little something special for last.  Yep, you guessed it, more players with mustaches. Dave Henderson Not only is this a fine horseshoe mustache specimen, but it also […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the shortstop matchup of our Former Player bracket.  Unlike the current players, the crop of former MLB shortstops is not, wait for it, short (see what I did there?) on quality upper lip decorations. Alvaro Espinoza This one is tough.  On one hand, I am pretty sure […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the third basemen matchup of our Former Player bracket.  Two red-headed Hall of Fame third basemen in one match-up?  This is already too close to call. Mike Schmidt To many, he is known as Michael Jack Schmidt.  That isn’t a sign of respect to Mike, it is […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the second basemen matchup of our Former Player bracket.  After some wimpy offering from the present day second basemen, we finally get to see what real manly second basemen mustaches look like. Davey Lopes Width, length, thickness, Lopes’ lip hair simply has it all.  Wait?  I kind […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the first basemen matchup of our Former Player bracket.  The question here is do you vote for originality or pop culture relevancy? Keith Hernandez Does this even need an explanation.  After all, he’s Keith Hernandez. VS. Eddie Murray Honestly, I didn’t think Hernandez could be beat until […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the catcher matchup of our Former Player bracket.  All I can say about this showdown is that while both backstops are Italian, they couldn’t possibly be more opposite otherwise. Sal Fasano The best part of finding pictures for Sal Fasano for this contest is that he has […]

Up next in Movember MLB Mustache Madness is the starting pitcher matchup of our Former Player bracket.  Both of these entries give us a first for the tourney, one is our first ginger competitor while the other is our first player to cross over into show business.  The common bond?  Fantastic facial hair. Jack Morris […]

After unveiling the Current Player side of our Movember MLB Mustache Madness bracket, we move on to the former player side.  And let’s be honest, there have been some truly stellar mustaches thoughout the various eras of Major League Baseball.  To start things off for the former players, we turn to the always mustache-rich reliever […]

The Movember MLB Mustache Madness continues.  We close out the Current Player bracket with our outfield matchup (and hopefully close out all the wordplay jokes too). Juan Pierre Who’s that man with classic facial hair?  Juan Pierre’s ‘stache!  Ya damn right.  They say Juan Pierre’s ‘stache is a bad mother-  Shut your mouth!  Just talkin’ […]