The Texas Rangers are no strangers to selling ridiculous food items at baseball games.
But this…could be a bit much.
For Postseason Home Games: The @Rangers will sell a hot dog w/cotton candy-infused mustard, topped w/cotton candy pic.twitter.com/No7V4iufdC
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 5, 2015
Cotton candy infused mustard, topped with cotton candy.
How do you make a hot dog less palatable? Dump sugar-infused mustard on it and top it with sugar in a different format.
The Rangers are also selling two more new food items which sound much more edible – a Rice Krispies brownie dipped in funnel cake batter and deep fried, and a hot dog with either mac and cheese or mashed potatoes and topped with either brisket, chili, or shredded chicken.
New for @Rangers games: A 2-foot long brownie in Rice Krispies crust, dipped in funnel cake batter & fried pic.twitter.com/usiE9n9AEY
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 5, 2015
New @Rangers games: Hot dog w/mac & cheese or mashed potatoes, topped w/brisket, chili or shredded chicken pic.twitter.com/5U5f5sQhXf
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 5, 2015
Oh, my heart.
