New Giants plush dolls aren’t wearing pants

So the fine folks at the San Francisco Chronicle have reported that Bleacher Creatures has teamed up with the defending World Series champions to sell some plush dolls at the Giants team shop to commemorate said victory. A pretty cool thing, no doubt.

But then you take a look at the preview photos…

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Notice anything missing? Really? Look closer.

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Where are the pants???? Why, oh why are there no pants?

AND WHY DOES HUNTER PENCE HAVE DUAL-COLORED EYEBROWS?

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Yeah, try not to look to long at that photo lest it begins to haunt your dreams.

The dolls are $19.99 each. Pants apparently are not sold separately.

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