The Kannapolis Intimidators (A-ball affiliate of the Chicago White Sox in the South Atlantic League) are trying to sell tickets for their 2015 season, but are having some issues. Their home season begins on April 16th against the Hickory Crawdads, and the Intimidators want a packed house. There’s just one problem…
We don't do poetry. We do baseball. pic.twitter.com/5fFf9BfmkC
— Kannapolis Cannon Ballers (@Kcannonballers) January 6, 2015
I love it. Not everyone is an English major, so just buy some tickets, enjoy some baseball, have a great time, and don’t worry about the prose.
[SBNation]
