In case you weren’t aware, Jose Altuve is short. How short? Well….
Can you blame him for trying? The guy hits EVERYTHING. pic.twitter.com/mImMfuOzgO
— MLB GIFS (@MLBGIFs) September 23, 2014
That’s absurdity at its most absurd. The soon-to-be AL batting champion finished with just one hit in Houston’s 4-3 loss to Texas on Monday night.