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Matt Holliday vs. Mothra!

As if the Cardinals’ August collapse hasn’t been bad enough, now the insects are turning on the Cards too. While most of the baseball world was busy going ga-ga over Ben Revere’s impression of a spider climbing the outfield wall, Matt Holliday was busy being attacked by… a moth. According to a team spokesman, the […]

Dugout Digest: The Rockies Finally Make the Sabbath Holy

For a team that runs itself based on Christian ethic, you’d think that the Colorado Rockies would have a better record for games played on Sunday.  And by better, I mean not losing 17 straight games on God’s holiest of days. For years, the Rockies organization has prided itself on placing an extremely high value […]

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Forget Realignment, Try Relegation!

There has been a lot of talk this year about Major League Baseball realigning the divisions and maybe even the leagues.  The most popular notion has them moving the Houston Astros to the American League to balance leagues the two leagues out.  It is an idea that seem non-invasive that somehow ends up creating several […]

Which Lineup is Better: The Seattle Mariners or the Reno Aces?

In case you haven’t noticed, the Seattle Mariners offense is terrible.  Like, absolutely and tragically terrible.  It is so bad, in fact, that they currently have scored 23 fewer runs than any team in the majors, this despite having the use of a DH, unlike 16 other teams in the bigs (maybe 17 since Adam […]

Dugout Digest: The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry is Annoyingly Good

Arrgh!  More Yankees-Red Sox talk!!  I can’t take it anymore!!!  Curse you, East Coast Bias!!!! That is what I would like to be yelling right now, but I can’t, and not just because I used up my exclamation point quote for the month.  As any non-New Yorker or Bostonian can tell you, the annual overexposure […]

Why Not Make the Unwritten Rules Written?

Thanks to Erick Aybar’s bunt, Jered Weaver throwing a temper tantrum and Carlos Guillen doing everything but the Dougie after a homer this last Sunday, we’ve all gotten more than an earful of talk about baseball and its fabled “unwritten rules.”  So much debate and vitriol erupted these supposed violations that somehow nobody bothered to […]

Making Sense of Trade Deadline Rumors on Twitter

In this day and age of social media technology, Twitter specifically, tracking rumors at the trade deadline have gone from fun pasttime to almost a full-time job.  Reporters from every outlet are sending out little snippets of trade rumors as tweets so fast that they make the Fail Whale want to cry.  What is a […]

Dugout Digest: The Seattle Mariners May Never Win Again

Woe is the Seattle Mariners.  The once “surprising” Mariners’ fall from grace continued yesterday as they were saddled with their 15th straight loss, something that has to be truly excrutiating for a team that was actually a .500 team when their skid started.  I’d love to be able to tell you that things are about […]

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