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Mariners Outfielder Greg Halman Reportedly Stabbed to Death by Brother

Absolutely awful news coming out of the Netherlands this afternoon where promising Mariners outfielder Greg Halman was allegedly stabbed to death in what appears to be an incident of fratricide. Rotterdam police have arrested his 22-year-old brother Jason in connection with the murder. Halman, one of the few players from the Netherlands to ever wear […]

Front Row Amy Meets Tony Plush at Manfest

So apparently something called Manfest happened last week in a town called LaCrosse, Wisconsin. This is the first we’re learning about it, but apparently at said event, a summit of two people who helped make the Brewers nationally relevant occurred. Yes folks, our beloved Front Row Amy finally came face-to-face with noted Team Jacob member […]

Toronto Blue Jays Unveil New Uniforms, Hit a Rebranding Grand Slam

Just days after the Miami Marlins unveiled one of the worst rebrandings in sports, the Blue Jays unveiled one of the best. Just minutes ago, the Jays trotted out their new look for the first time. Unlike with the Marlins, these jeresys hadn’t leaked prior to the unveiling, so our first glimpse of them was […]

TOC Presents The All Innuendo Team

Long before Brett Favre became known the world over for his dick shots, there was another Dickshot in professional sports who, to the best of our knowledge, never took any photographs of his manhood.  His name was Johnny Dickshot, his nickname was Ugly, and he played parts of six seasons in the Major Leagues between […]

Dale Sveum to be Named Cubs Manager Tomorrow

Theo Epstein has punked his former assistant Ben Cherington yet again. The Cubs are set to announce that Milwaukee Brewers hitting coach Dale Sveum will become the 52nd manager in team history at a press conference tomorrow morning. The two sides agreed to terms on a contract earlier today. Chicago Tribune ace reporter Paul Sullivan is

Nyjer Morgan is on the Brewers, Team Jacob

Nyjer Morgan, aka Tony Plush, is officially on the Milwaukee Brewers. When it comes to the Twilight series though, the most interesting man in all of professional sports leaves no doubt as to who’s team he’s on. Spoiler alert: he’s not the world’s biggest Robert Pattinson fan, at least according to his Twitter account. @TheRealTPlushNyjer Morgan […]

Miami Marlins Unveil Their New Uniforms

In the information age, no rebranding effort stays under wraps for very long. Such is the case with the new Miami Marlins logo, which leaked months ago on internet message boards and social media. When it was first unveiled, reaction wasn’t kind. Critics knocked everything about the logo, from the 2-dimensional marlin flying out of […]

EXCLUSIVE: Vendor Claims Lake County Fielders Owe Him Thousands of Dollars

The financial struggles facing the North American Baseball League’s Lake County Fielders, who are partially owned by actor Kevin Costner, have been well documented both here and elsewhere. Over the course of this season, numerous entities have come forward claiming the franchise hasn’t paid them for their services. In July, most of the players quit […]

Store Pulls Theo Epstein Jersey From the Market

Turns out Cubs fans won’t be able to get their hands on an authentic Theo Epstein jersey after all. RedEye (a free publication offered by the Chicago Tribune) reporter Tracy Swartz is reporting that Sports World will no longer be selling the Epstein jerseys. The store had been offering jerseys and shirseys bearing Epstein’s name […]

Get Your Very Own Theo Epstein Cubs Jersey

Walk around U.S. Cellular Field this summer and it’s highly unlikely you’ll see any fan wearing a jersey bearing the name of Jerry Reinsdorf, Kenny Williams, Rick Hahn or any other member of the White Sox front office. But visit Wrigley Field this season, where Theomania has reached a fever pitch, and you’re likely to […]

Game 6 of the World Series Officially Postponed by Rain

After waiting 39 years to see their team win their first ever World Series title, Texas Rangers fans are going to have to wait at least one more day. Game 6 of the World Series at Busch Stadium was officially postponed due to rain. Ron Washington is expected to trot out Colby Lewis tomorrow to […]

Bullpen Phone the Latest to Blame for the Cardinals Woes

The Cardinals seem to have any number of conspiracy theories when it comes to why they can’t win in other teams ballparks. Back in August, LaRussa claimed the Milwaukee Brewers were using an LED ribbon board to give their hitters more light with which to see the ball when they were batting at Miller Park, […]

No Sign of Theo Epstein at Wrigley Field on Friday

Any day now — and I do mean any day now — Theo Epstein is expected to be named as the President of Baseball Operations of the Chicago Cubs, bringing with him Jed Hoyer to be the team’s brand new General Manager. As you can see above though, today was not that day as initially […]

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