According to the Cubs, I’m Now No. 113,249

Theo Epstein hasn’t even set foot in the Windy City yet but already the Cubs season ticket sales department is celebrating yet another successful campaign.

You see, some Major League Baseball teams have problems selling out their ballparks, hiring account executives to cold call local residents in an effort to sell season tickets. Such a problem is completely foreign to the Cubs though, who play at the leafy adult amusement park known as Wrigley Field, which practically sells itself to locals and tourists alike. Games closely resemble an outdoor fraternity party from April through September which really isn’t a bad thing because, for those of you who have yet to attend a game at the corner of Clark and Addison, it really is quite a fun place to be.

In fact, I received an e-mail from their season ticket sales department this afternoon informing me of just how well things are going for them, presented in its entirety after the jump.

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October 21, 2011

Chicago Cubs Season Ticket Waiting List Update

Thank you for your support and your patience as a member of the Chicago Cubs Season Ticket Waiting List. With the conclusion of the 2011 season, we’ve updated your Chicago Cubs Season Ticket Waiting List number to 113249.

View your Waiting List status online anytime here »

While you have moved up the list, we do not anticipate at this time that we will be able to offer you season tickets for the 2012 season.

We will go on sale with our flex plan in January of 2012 and, as a member of the Chicago Cubs Season Ticket Holder Waiting List, we will give you early access to purchase this plan before it goes on sale to the public. This will be your best chance to secure some of the biggest games of the 2012 season.

Thank you again for your support and patience as a member of the Chicago Cubs Season Ticket Waiting List.

If you have questions, please contact the Chicago Cubs Season Ticket Sales Staff at 773-404-4080 or email us at cubswaitinglist@cubs.com.

That is not a misprint. As of right now, there are currently 113,248 people waiting in line ahead of me to buy tickets for a team that went 71-91 last season and hasn’t won a World Series in over 100 years. Folks, that is impressive, and it’s a luxury every professional sports franchise everywhere wishes they had. At this rate, I’ll be able to buy Cubs season tickets long after Theo Epstein’s great great great grandson takes over the franchise. Hopefully by then the team will have raised a couple pennants to join the retired numbers and ubiquitous “W” and “L” flags.

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