It’s that time of year, where MLB teams reveal their gluttonous new menu items for the 2014 season. ESPN’s Darren Rovell was on the ball, as always, with many of the new additions. Some of these look pretty good, while others look absolutely vile.
New at Pirates games this year: Tatchos (Tater Tots w/chili, spicy nacho cheese & scallions) pic.twitter.com/lmn81cSuE4
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
New at Pirates games this year: The Closer (grilled cheese w/NINE diffferent cheese & candied bacon) pic.twitter.com/2a7gODhmf2
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
New at Blue Jays games: Liberty Village Smoked Pork w/slaw, apple chutney & dijonaise on an onion bun pic.twitter.com/1BoNuesDTg
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
Astros now have Texas Hold'Em — BBQ chicken w/cheddar, tomato, fries & slaw on Texas toast (via @aramarksports) pic.twitter.com/UQNkCNc4gw
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
Fenway's new Breakfast Burger w/mozzarella, egg, onions & special sauce (H/T @aramarksports) pic.twitter.com/peDIZr64PG
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
Rockies fans, here's the new Pretzel Pastrami sandwich w/russian dressing & swiss cheese on a pretzel roll pic.twitter.com/omoaDAIWbC
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
New at Astros games: Nolan Ryan NY Strip sandwich w/fried onions, white cheese & horseradish (via @ARAMARKsports) pic.twitter.com/aGBBuqWxjv
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
New at @Mariners games: Deep fried Beechers cheese curds drizzled with honey (H/T @godawgs4) pic.twitter.com/JVOp2rAnAa
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
New at Mets games this year: Pat LaFrieda Meatball Sliders, 3 for $12 pic.twitter.com/y1zsoJcTJn
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
Texas Rangers announced they'll be selling fried ice cream this year (H/T @susanschrock) pic.twitter.com/5ILVTuL3Hv
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 27, 2014
Texas Rangers selling Hungarian bacon dipped in maple syrup on a stick for $7 (via @aandro) pic.twitter.com/TxgLFyNIm2
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 26, 2014
The Chipper at Reds games: Chips, pulled pork, cheese & jalapenos (via @stevecincybiz) pic.twitter.com/fOOgaN0jPX
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 26, 2014
Yankees selling these Coconut Rum Glazed BBQ Smoked RIBS this season pic.twitter.com/Isir73AQrt
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 26, 2014
Yankees unveil Bacon Cheddar Stuffed Burger pic.twitter.com/F3WwJYDrOh
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 26, 2014
Here's The Choomongous, a 24-inch Asian beef sandwich with spicy slaw on a bun. Cost $26. #rangers pic.twitter.com/ZBGjY9NLJx
— Richard Durrett (@espn_durrett) March 26, 2014
White Sox to sell a 12-scoop, banana split in a full-size batting helmet for $17 pic.twitter.com/8VxocsFDDe
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 26, 2014
The @WhiteSox will join the group of teams offering Bacon On A Stick this year pic.twitter.com/7fgJADUdXq
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 25, 2014
Phillies selling a Bacon Dog this year with Cheez Whiz pic.twitter.com/4xblSCZd1o
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 24, 2014
Phillies offering poutine in a helmet this season (fries, gravy, cheese & bacon) pic.twitter.com/RKGdAse3ra
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 24, 2014
Not pictured: the angioplasty you’ll need after eating many of these items.