The rich girls from TO must be home from college. Tubby, unfortunately manish, and super stuck up are all at Hemingways tonight
— Gregg Zaun (@greggzaun) December 19, 2012
Former Toronto Blue Jays catcher Gregg Zaun is one of the more insufferable ex-athletes on Twitter, with relentless plugs for parties he's hosting and other antics which seem a little bit off for a retired 41-year old. At nearly 1 AM Wednesday morning, Zaun tweeted the above, criticizing the quality of women at a Toronto area bar, which apparently has a New Zealand theme.
Anyway, judging by their website, the bar appears to be a place where old men troll for young women who are trying to just have a good time with their friends, who are apparently tubby, mannish, *and* super stuck up. Gregg Zaun deserves the best, because dammit, he's the only career backup catcher who named his fanbase after a TV show!
[Deadspin]